Hookalaka

Just a sound its a fun thing to say

Man what was that thing u like to say uhh hookalaka

by Mrohio44646 February 26, 2025

hooker beater

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing

Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me

by I might be that guy March 21, 2025

Hooke_d

Performing a Cheesy Method in a video game, while also being shorter than the average 12 year old boy.

"I totally kicked ass in Demon Souls, NO, you Hooke_d your way through it "

by *Not*Waffles April 23, 2025

Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.

I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."

by bitchuck May 27, 2025

HOOK UP

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.

Hey, I am a tired millennial. All that I desire from life is a stable hook up.

by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025

Hook-em Head

Chicks definition... It's the first time you suck a guy's dick when you want to make sure that he is not going anywhere.

Guy definition... The first blow job you get from a chick that you tell your friends about, but don't even realize she just made sure you wasn't going anywhere.

"Yea girl, that dude mine..i gave him that hook-em head, he ain't going nowhere"

Yoooooo.... This girl just took my soul... She got me hooked....

Damn bro, she got you sprung like that? She got you w the hook-em.head, didn't she?

by Molly Lamer July 18, 2025

hooboordooqoori

haberdaiquiri ~ a port manteau of daiquiri and haberdashery

same thing as the old definition except it's for dookinators who are occult members.

This stupid fokkin hooboordooqoori died trying to sell my family to a satanist organization in New Jersey for cocaine.

by sinrlifemattrs September 19, 2025