Humans 

There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.

Well be real up ya all humans... ok?

Humans by In the Mindway May 1, 2005

humana humana 

a sensual way to say hottie

Who's the new humana humana on the office web-site?

humana humana by GeorgeyPorgey April 4, 2006

Humans 

We will bury you, pathetic human scum!

Disgusting humans will be enslaved!

Humans by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004

humans 

literal fucking mistakes.

"humans are so fucking dumb, take americans for example"

humans by Madamabutterfly February 23, 2017

humans 

God's biggest mastake of all.

God: I think I will make Humans...

* Then the first Human was born *

God: OH SHIT!!

humans by FlameAssassin February 22, 2005

humanist 

Someone who is explicitly concerned about the welfare and morality of other humans. Generally, humanists are not religious and do not believe in the fictitious teachings of any supposed deity. In this way humanists are commonly atheists and find fulfillment through analytical reasoning and scientific methods. Humanists are thus commonly evolutionists.

Common christian: "Burn in hell you heathen, god will strike down on thee and you will pay for your sins for eternity."

Humanist: "I thank you for your interest in my welfare but it is likely your self-doubt and the inner feelings you have of the frailty and unsubstantiated claims of your religion that cause you to lash out at me so. I hope that you will develop your mind further someday so that you may truly see yourself, others and the world around you for what they truly are. Best of luck to you. I will be here living in reality if you need me.

humanist by Antitheist September 5, 2006

Oh, the humanity 

1.) A cynical phrase used to trivialize a pitiful speech that can come off as too sentimental. Also used to condemn minor problems that are exaggerated by the speaker. Originated from Herbert Morrison's emotional radio broadcast of the Hindenburg crash.

"Oh, the humanity and all the passengers screaming around here. I told you, I can't even talk to people whose friends are on there {...} I-I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen." - Herbert Morrison, 1937 Hindenburg crash report

1.) A. "Sorry I couldn't come to school this past week...my dog died...*cries*"
"Your dog died? Who was 23 years old? Oh, the humanity!"

B. "My mom took away my phone for a week because I was texting in class. I am, like, so mad at her I swear I'm going to run away!"
"Oh, the humanity! Running away from home is the only justification for being punished because you disobeyed your school's code of conduct!"

Oh, the humanity by GrammarNazi97 August 29, 2012