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fuck a duck 

song to the tone of row row row a boat.
Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
bang bang an orangutan,
you can do it too.
fuck a duck by Tameron January 11, 2008
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step on a duck 

A really loud, smelly fart that almost sounds like a quack.
WHOA...who stepped on a duck?! It fuckin' stinks in here!
step on a duck by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005
A mud duck is a slutty chick that "flys from pond to pond" sleeping with dudes until one or more of them has had a piece and are done with her. Then she flys to the next pond and does the same thing. (The pond being a clique of guys that all hang with each other)
Who's the new chick hangin all over Ryan?
That's Stacy, she's the new mud duck.
mud duck by Junkins September 11, 2006

Angry Duck 

when you have a rather severe case of the fiarrhea, and directly upon expulsion of said 'rhea, you get the abrupt realization of no fucking tp on the roll!! not even an empty roll to scrape it off with! so then, you do the angry duck waddle over to the sink to dampen a paper towel.
OMG! i just did the angry duck at work. my day is fucked.

sack o duck vaginas 

to collapse or be forcefully taken to the ground
he dropped that dude like a sack o duck vaginas!
sack o duck vaginas by chuckdaddy February 17, 2008

shit a duck 

the best way you can find to express your feelings when your really stoned and really have to pee
"wow..i really need to shit a duck."
shit a duck by lambie November 27, 2006