mud duck

A mud duck is a slutty chick that "flys from pond to pond" sleeping with dudes until one or more of them has had a piece and are done with her. Then she flys to the next pond and does the same thing. (The pond being a clique of guys that all hang with each other)

Who's the new chick hangin all over Ryan?
That's Stacy, she's the new mud duck.

mud duck by Junkins September 11, 2006

Angry Duck 

when you have a rather severe case of the fiarrhea, and directly upon expulsion of said 'rhea, you get the abrupt realization of no fucking tp on the roll!! not even an empty roll to scrape it off with! so then, you do the angry duck waddle over to the sink to dampen a paper towel.

OMG! i just did the angry duck at work. my day is fucked.

Angry Duck by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck February 8, 2010

sack o duck vaginas 

to collapse or be forcefully taken to the ground

he dropped that dude like a sack o duck vaginas!

sack o duck vaginas by chuckdaddy February 17, 2008

shit a duck 

the best way you can find to express your feelings when your really stoned and really have to pee

"wow..i really need to shit a duck."

shit a duck by lambie November 27, 2006

cluckie duck 

A chicken head in training.

That ckuckie duck needs to stop. please!

cluckie duck by Dominique Duncan October 26, 2003

Sloppy Duck 

An individual who is not only sloppy drunk, but is also acting like a duck. (please see duck entry) They are best known for being a very noisy species. Their behavior is best characterized by; spillage of alcoholic beverages, screeching loudly (also known as quacking) and incessantly searching for items they have lost in their drunken stupor, before falling asleep in the club. The sloppy duck (slopopithus) is indigenous to South Florida, yet they can be found all over the world. Attempts have been made to domesticate this wild creature, yet when in captivity they tend to become very depressed and yearn to be out in the wild. If you spot a sloppy duck please approach with caution, they may seem fun at first, but they will end up ruining your night and your shoes with their projectile vomiting.

Yeah she was acting like a sloppy duck

Sloppy Duck by UFsucksGoNoles December 2, 2010

Chinese Duck Tongue 

Oral sex, particularly with a female whose vagina is compressed during stimulation. So named for the tightness of the labia, causing it to look like a duck's tongue. The "Chinese" part of the phrase is in reference to Chinese prostitutes, and makes this phrase a racial slur.

Hey baby, give me some of that Chinese Duck Tongue.

Chinese Duck Tongue by ATR13 July 2, 2011