FOOT HEAVY CAKE 

A google translate joke started by my friend, alternatively フットヘビーケーキ!!. This was supposed to say "UR just bad." This word is a synonym to "Git Gud," or "You're (just) bad."

You want to complete Dark souls, FOOT HEAVY CAKE.

FOOT HEAVY CAKE by MixmasterHarris April 23, 2020

sloppy mud cake 

When you and a partner shit and cum on each others dicks, then blow one another off, and end it off with a French kiss

I hear the janitors giving out free sloppy mud cakes in the broom closet

sloppy mud cake by Rampiddishwasher5200 May 20, 2021

lemon pound cake 

A cop that steals from you. The Adams County Sheriff’s Department.

That lemon pound cake stole my money.

Watch him, he looks like he wants some lemon pound cake.

lemon pound cake by Chef Sharpie March 27, 2023

Pound cake 

A euphemism for sex.

CALLIE: Wow, so you and Teddy ate pound cake together?
MARK: You’re changing the subject.
CALLIE: You like how I did that? So, how was it?
MARK: Mind-blowing. I pounded her cake, she pounded mine. Excellent pound caking.

Pound cake by RentheadGleek May 5, 2011

cake coaster 

The white cardboard square that prevents a Hostess cupcake from sticking to the plastic wrapper.

After eating the cupcake Vanessa licked the cake coaster clean.

cake coaster by Jeff July 28, 2006

pwn't cake 

A term you use after you pwn someone on a video game. See the word pwn.

Dude, I just served you a side of pwn't cake on a silver platter, n00b!

pwn't cake by I'm an Outsider April 23, 2006

bake a cake

It means to take a shit. The first I heard of it was from a Cheech and Chong comedy album.

Gina, I often bake a cake in the morning, right after coffee.

bake a cake by Enik January 22, 2005