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john candy 

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy
john candy by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

homework candy 

Slang for Adderall. Every college student's best friend when writing a paper in one night.
"You sure you can finish that paper tonight?"
"Yeah dude, I'll take a homework candy and bust it out no problem"
homework candy by drfunk441 March 9, 2021

Derp Candy 

Derp Candy tried to eat my foot
Derp Candy by Derp Candy March 11, 2021

Devils Candy 

B707 Xanax, or typically known as smurfs or bars. They have been known to be the lest pressed Xanax pill, and you will typically see a lot of people who have them (such as criminals, mob gangsters etc.) will post and brag about them hence their rarity.
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😈 Devils Candy in stock
Devils Candy on deck

Typical Sentence

Hey bro bro, you know anyone with them smurfs?

- Nah g, I've been trying that Devils Candy ASAP!

Whats good my slime, You still got that Devils Candy on deck?

- Of course, I'll pass you a deal this time.
Devils Candy by freeJAMESY April 1, 2021

Eye Candy 

Eye Candy As Gurl That Looks Soo Pretty That When You See ‘Em You Can Never Ever Take Ya Eyes Off From Starin’ At ‘Em Like A Kid At A Candy Shop Starin’ At Candy Really Admire ‘Cause Kids Really Like Candy. #EyeCandyAptlyDefined
“Eye Candy As Ever Da Typa Or Kinda Bishes Gettin’ Wooed As Boo & Gettin’ ‘Em Boned.” - Da Goonie, Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, & Kiery Weiry.
Eye Candy by Hzr April 21, 2021