Dick Biscuit

What one offers a woman for breakfast.

Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

skittle biscuit

a biscuit (or a bun, it’s bread so it’s the same thing) with skittles on it

can you make me a skittle biscuit?

by fefelover69 December 18, 2018

Cunt Biscuit

A female that you cannot stand and cunt just wouldn't suffice to describe her.

She is such a cunt biscuit!!!!

by Brimmjob August 6, 2016

Ginger biscuit

An insult to all ginger people

'' you ##?!!$''

''well you're a ginger biscuit''
''aaaahhhhhhahahh''

by gr3g the 3gg May 13, 2020

Sodomy Biscuits

Only certain people can buy these biscuit due to the way people voted.

I wanted to by a packet of Sodomy Biscuits and Lurleen told me I couldn't because I voted No

by EgoMeatMachine November 28, 2023

Biscuit

Where several guys stand around a KFC biscuit attempting not to be the last one to finish on it. Thus forcing the last to complete this task the enjoyment of eating the newly created dessert.

Queer: Where did you finish playing Biscuit?
Opposing Queer: On top and in the middle.

by SlimJim oh yeah January 27, 2020

fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023