BITCH, I LOVE YOU 

When you hate and love someone at the same time.
You don't know how to explain your love and hate for them, so you use a little of both.
Shirlena and Tourettes Guy often exchange this love-hate relationship phrase.

Look up Best Of Tourettes Guy on youtube for more.

Tourettes Guy: ALL YOU DO IS SIT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND STARE AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME
Shirlena: *throws cereal bowl at Tourettes guy*
Tourettes Guy: *picks it up* BITCH, I LOVE YOU.

BITCH, I LOVE YOU by AnielleDay November 13, 2011

bitch I might be 

So what if I am, what's it to you anyways?

kelly: you're an ugly bitch
samantha: bitch I might be

or

Mum: Are you coming home tonight?
Me: *in my head* bitch I might be
Me: *texts* yes

bitch I might be by natalianatalia May 3, 2013

bitch and moan

what you motherfuckers do on your urban dictionary accounts.
what liberals and conservatives do to each other.
what most youtube comments are

Jerry got fucking sick and tired reading urban dictionary because he only saw definitions that bitch and moan about someone else.

bitch and moan by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

bitch pop 

Any sweet, carbonated bottled drink containing 5 to 7 percent alcohol (vodka, rum or wine) generally consumed by women as an alternative to beer.

In North Vancouver, it's abbreviated "B.P." in "polite" company.

Honey, I'm going to the store to get a case of beer. Would you like me to pick you up some bitch pops?

Wally isn't into beer. He only drinks bitch pops.

Mother-in-law, would you like me to get you a B.P.?

bitch pop by Angry Pete August 20, 2006

Bitch at 1:24 

Someone that judges a person by their looks expecting them to fail. Defined by the comments for the Youtube video "Susan Boyle - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009 (With Lyrics)". At 1:24 the camera cuts to a girl rolling her eyes, not expecting the contestant to sing very well because of their looks. The comments for the video repeatedly refer to her as the "bitch at 1:24"

Although The girl at 1:24 defined the phrase, it relates to all the viewers that weren't expecting a good performance.

What? you don't think she can dance because of her looks? You sound like the bitch at 1:24"

Bitch at 1:24 by Zeiss April 19, 2009

bitch-in-a-buzzsaw

used as an explanation, similar to "fuck!" or "shit!"

See "Jesus christ bananas"

Some ugly dude grabs for your balls and you say "bitch in a buzzsaw!"

bitch-in-a-buzzsaw by Mike Press March 22, 2004

bitch nickel 

A coin that you believe is a quarter(because of it's size), but turns out to be a nickel at the worst possible time.

I got all the way to the {vending machine} and was 40 cents short cause two of the quarters I thought I grabbed turned out to be bitch nickels.

bitch nickel by Adam (______) The Person January 16, 2009