Succulent Donkey

When you don't have a comeback you use "succulent donkey"

Person 1: You're a gay piece of fucking shit.

You : You're uh..... A succulent donkey

by chortles? May 19, 2018

Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but

what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person

by Shrek-donkey-head-donkey May 05, 2022

Donkey Konging

To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.

I was donkey konging my hoe last night

by EggBlunt September 06, 2022

Donkey Kong-ing

Donkey Kong-ing is when you go to an apartment staircase and start throwing barrels or garbage bins at people using the stairs.

Example of the usage of the word Donkey Kong-ing:

Guy 1: "Yo dude I just went Donkey Kong-ing and hit Jeff"

Guy 2: "that poor bastard"

by Jester0FTheM00N August 30, 2024

Donkey Dropped

Slang used to describe a one-sided competition.

My team got donkey dropped in the game last night.

by 0828291209drbswbhab November 03, 2016

beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 04, 2022

DONKEY SAUCE

donkey sauce is a sauce from a donkey

WELL NOT SH- SHERLOCK

WHAT IS DONKEY SAUCE???
Its a sauce made from donkies dumbass

by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021