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Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.
“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”
by geekqueen June 2, 2024
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DUMB FUCK

dumb-head
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Homer
Definitions include: a simple minded person, never cognizant of the world around them; MORON.
dumb bunny
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
numptie
Definitions include: A fool or idiot.
pud-whack
Definitions include: a stupid person.
mule head
Definitions include: MORAN, someone stupid .
dildo
Definitions include: a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
muppet
Definitions include: an idiotic or incompetent person.
lunkhead
Definitions include: a very unintelligent person.
dumbf*ck
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
jughead
Definitions include: a fool.
snapperhead
Definitions include: an idiot.
Quayle
Definitions include: stupid or dumb.
stoopid
Definitions include: spelling of stupid.
cherries
Definitions include: stupid. (also used as grapes).
by mennäperille December 18, 2019
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Mississippi suck fuck

Something the man Cody Suttles would do in the middle of Mississippi
Cody Suttles performed the Mississippi suck fuck
by Yuh smug January 8, 2022
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Fucking blueberries

When someone is talking to you crazy or think they are the main topic
If someone thinks you care abt something that’s old you can say “you btcks are fucking blueberries
by Bigdicmari&cherish March 5, 2025
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Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
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Gay as fuck day

Be as gay as you want to be on this day, and no one can say anything. You can suck your bro's dick and its normal.

Your welcome boys
"Hey its GAY as FUCK day. Bendover bro"
by dawasd November 15, 2019
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