ride the one legged pony

Fucking

Hey girl wanna ride the one legged pony?

by lddc March 28, 2015

Goose leg

(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip

I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.

by The Biggest Doug December 28, 2024

Zaddy long legs

A really tall, sexually attractive man.

I might be short but I’m definitely feeling that zaddy long legs!!

by Fuzzytomato February 1, 2024

Crab Leg

Noun

A slang term used to describe a cute, petite girl with succulent, defining curves. The phrase likens her slim yet shapely figure to crab legs—delicate and enticing, with just the right curves in all the right places.

Rick: I seen a fine ahh crab leg at the store. She was short, light skin, not too much body, thick in–

Vee: Ok, I get it. You like skinny girls. *Laughs*

by Villainnxx September 15, 2024

Intrusive leg syndrome

The urge to randomly put your leg on things

Person 1: what the heck dude get your leg off that!

Person 2: sorry bro it's my intrusive leg syndrome

by HumanDisaster May 16, 2018

Breadstick Legs

The art of having Legs in the form of Breadsticks

Dude 1: Go talk to Brittany
Dude 2: Nah she a hoe and got dem Breadstick Legs
Dude 1: For real my nigga.

Dude2: Nah she a hoe and got dem Breadstick Legs
Dude: For real my nigga

by Breadstick Legs April 6, 2015

Jimbo legs

a crackhead (mostly Mexican) who walks up and down the outside steps saying UNO Mas! (A shot specifically of Jose Cuervo) When all he wants is just 1 last blast of crack

"HEY LOOK!, There's a jimbo legs"

Get the dog away from the door its just a jimbo legs making that racket just keep outta sight and keep it down he will get tired and eventually leave

knock, knock

whose there
its Jimmy

hold on

*Shit jimbo leg is out there again go grab the Jose so he will leave on the double*

by SpunOut September 6, 2023