fat wank

the urge to release thy juice from the beast

john: how was your day
me: not good i need a fat wank

by hbdsuhfbu May 06, 2021

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

Wank

When something is over-exaggerated...a lot.

"Jay is so wank, he doesn't have as much money as people think."

by Lord_0mni March 23, 2020

wank

Something (to describe as) bad.

What a wank day.

by Vorphy_101 July 09, 2024

Wank

A Wank of MAMILs. The collective term to describe a group of middle aged men in Lycra who cycle together. It generally comprises of males aged between 40 & 60 years of age wearing matching Lycra tops and shorts. To be a member of this grouping, members must have a bike between $7000 & $10000 in value. These group are regularly found inhabiting cafes in the early morning hours with their shirts undone to their navels and wearing sunglasses that cost more than an average person’s weekly wage. The usual sounds emanating from a wank of mamils involves bravado using terms like “managed funds”, “options trading” and FX rates.

Oh look the reason the cafe is so busy this morning is because we have a wank of mamils with their bikes clogging the footpath.

by Cycle,lover January 24, 2021

Wank

Another word for the greatest of all time

Fred is wank at football

by Ryry04 August 25, 2021

wank

Advertise companies by posting their backlinks, despite not being a bot or an employee.

I make money nowadays wanking. No, not in the British sense - I post backlinks to companies in exchange for equity.

by jzekyll March 31, 2021