Peter Quistgard

A person of great due diligence. A giver and a taker; A patron saint that has created a throng of many a song.

Hi My name is Peter Quistgard. 200-00-OFLX1MOO

by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 25, 2025

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Peter

Extra chunky extra thicc. Will throw hands with anyone

Oh Shit, it’s Peter, he finna rape us

by Not Your Mom’s Cooking April 18, 2019

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Peter Shao

An absolute unit of an alpha male who perfects everything he does. He prohibits his children from playing video games and sells houses for a living.

Damn that guy is smart, he must be a Peter Shao!

by minermatics October 15, 2020

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The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.

Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"

Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."

by Da Halkian December 12, 2024

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