atomic taint punch

When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.

John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change

by Smokey dick July 7, 2016

sumo punch in the cock

When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.

Steve took a sumo punch in the cock and had to get his balls re-descended.

by Swoops June 16, 2016

Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012

Forbidden cock punch

The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.

“My friend was being a douche canoe so I gave him the Forbidden Cock Punch”

by Gladium15 April 12, 2022

scorpion punch

a scorpion punch is also a pinch or a stinging sensation.

Man! I really got a scorpion punch on my arm!

by Jeffrey Paul August 26, 2005

mexican kidney punch

The act of hitting some body so hard that your fist breaks their skin and you grab their kidney and pull it out.

Fuck, that kidney punch looked like it hurt!

by r3L4x September 30, 2003

fruit punch soda

a verb meaning fruit punched you and soda came out of the clouds and danced

he said he was fruit punch soda-ed

by mwah hahahahah March 4, 2009