Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel

I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger

by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024

Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024

Goo exctractulator

That's how elephants banana computers without refrigerators.

Teacher: Ok class. Now how would an elephant banana a computer without the use of a refrigerator?
Student: Ooh! Ooh! I know! The fring the goo exctractulator!
Teacher: Correct!

by Rubix_Ninja_53 March 13, 2024

mama goose

A mother that is very protective and loving , but likes to bitch about everything you do and keep you in-line.

I love my mama goose even though she gets on my nerves sometimes.

by QueenOlmos October 29, 2020

Goose

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).

"He's a Goose"

by sachabinky September 20, 2020

Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!

by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018

Déjà goo

A feeling of familiarity derived from already visiting a location in google street view.

Oh man, just had a total feeling of “déjà goo”

by Smithgi February 7, 2018