Doing a Tristan

Doing a Tristan, is when someone picks their nose while looking right at you and talking to you, then proceeds to stick their finger in their mouth and eat what they just pulled out. Also known as a "Gold Digger."

Freddy: "Did he just pick his nose and eat it?"
Alex: "Yeah..he was just doing a Tristan."

by Arnasam June 24, 2010

DICK-DO

A man who's gut sticks out further than his Dick-Do.

WHOA! Get a load of that guy's Dick-Do!

by Zamboni September 21, 2008

doing a McD

doing something blonde/stupid

Girl1: Check out my new myspace pic!
Girl2: Oh my gosh! You look like your being choked! in a good way!
Girl3: She's always doing a McD
Girl1: I know...

by rileygirl September 29, 2006

do a linford

this is when you need to get somewhere very quickly or get away from somewhere very quickly.

ive got the flag boys im doin a linford

by David Alderson April 21, 2005

do a smell

An expression to use when you are going to the bathroom to leave behind bad smelling exriments from your anus.

Excuse me please, i'll go to do a smell.

by Ole Didrik March 31, 2007

do the Dalek

To attempt to prevent the contents of your cuppa from leaking by putting two lids on it in a V-formation, resembling the head of a Dalek.

Why do they always have those little pinholes in the coffee cup lids? I always do the Dalek on my cup so it doesn't spill when I take it to work!

by pentozali May 1, 2007

Doing a Martin

Fucking a woman from behind and then spunking in her hair

Last night I had some Clunge and her daughter caught me doing a Martin on her

by Drydockdad January 10, 2015