double donkey

1) The most extreme mouth slam.

2) A super-ultra mule kick to the face or abdomen.

3) Double penetrating a bitch and forcing her head into the floor, and laughing at her ass hole fuckin'.

"We are going to give you a double donkey straight to the mouth!"

double donkey by Dustin June 14, 2004

Cave Donkey 

N: A woman usually infected with the growth of a penis. Usually this penis is embedded within the vagina, thus providing eternal sexual satisfaction. Also, see Horse Woman.

Native to America, the common Cave Donkey will usually come out at night in search of food or drink. Do not go near a Cave Donkey, they will often times confuse you for beer or maybe even a vibrator.

Info: The common Cave Donkey usually stands between 5'6" and 8'4". They may weigh anywhere between 95 to 350 lbs.
-Commonly seen on side streets or dark alleyways. Or anywhere in New York and Chicago.

Yo, she's totally a Cave Donkey.

Dude, you gonna go ask that Cave Donkey to dance?
Nah, I'd rather get punched in the ass by Rambo.

That Cave Donkey is shitting on my newspaper!

Tell Toby Kieth to keep his Cave Donkey in line!

Cave Donkey by Drimicus September 28, 2008

chocolate donkey 

a chocolate donkey is a word used to describe a black male. typically a hunk or a really sexy black guy. this word originated in the ghetto of las vegas, nevada.

Did you see Barack that chocolate donkey.
OMG! freddie is such a chocolate donkey.

chocolate donkey by Vanilla Hoedown March 31, 2009

shower donkey 

a girl's nice ass

Khloe Kardashian has a shower donkey

shower donkey by Charles Williamsss October 6, 2010

The Great mexican donkey ride 

When your having sexual intercourse In doggie position You pull out your penis just before ejaculation and you then ejaculate in your hand and sit on your partners back and Shout "YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Frank : Awwh man me and judy Tried the great mexican donkey ride
Jermaine : Awwh You serious?
Frank : Hell yeh G-dog
Jermaine : safe

The Great mexican donkey ride by Pears and such July 7, 2010

Choke a donkey 

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's

The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.

Choke a donkey by Mr B. Igcock August 24, 2012

its on like donkey kong

a phrase used to incite fear in an opponent, so much more than simply 'it's on', the inclusion of primate legend Donkey Kong stems from DK's penchant for victory. used by one Steve Stifler in American Pie 3 to provoke Mr Paul Finch. also, the worst insult/compliment that can be used in a checkers game.

"its on like Donkey Kong, beee-atch!"

its on like donkey kong by failure33object April 24, 2005