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CRANK THE MONKEY

It's when you know something about someone else that sets them off and you bring it up in conversation...you are "cranking the monkey"...kinda like an organ grinder cranks the organ...except you are cranking the monkey instead! It's usually a sore spot with them...something that happened or didn't happened that they are mad about. It's like reopening the "wound". It could also be just a reference to something about them (cosmetic or otherwise) that they are not happy hearing.
I love it when you wear your baseball cap backwards...it's so "mature" looking! Oh...I didn't mean to crank the monkey?
by Mike Piskulic September 14, 2006
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Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager
Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!
by theQuimdoctor February 23, 2011
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black monkey

by anоn August 23, 2022
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Scrub monkey

Usually poor, lacking effort, desire or ability to improve their living conditions or economic status. A scrub monkey often haa a refrigerator in their yard along with broken lawn mowers, chickens and old bicycles, sometimes a rusted out 72 Camaro up on concrete blocks.
Those Scrub monkeys live on the county line in that run down trailer with all the junk in their yard.
by Spike BFMC 70 July 19, 2015
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Hurt Monkey

The general sense of dejection and disappointment that follows failure, or

A dejected and defeated person.
Don't get all hurt monkey on us.

Danny has been nonstop hurt monkey since Lindsey turned him down.
by kevin12dr January 15, 2011
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monkey baws

a useless person/cunt. no use to any body.
i ask him to finish the job but he didn't. fuckin monkey baws.

hey you monkey baws your about as helpfull as a bag o shite.
by markwalls July 20, 2011
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Monkey Ice

The ice formed on or in an open freezer from humidity in the air. Commonly seen on open-top supermarket chest freezers.
Woah, thats some serious Monkey Ice in the freezer!
by phpdevguy April 26, 2008
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