Forest Guy

Forest Guy is the most feared person in the world, it is said that he was born over a million years ago in a forest by an elephant who was raped by a T-Rex.

For millions of years Forest Guy survived by stealing and feeding on toddler flesh, which is succulent and tasty.

Currently Forest Guy resides in Georgia, hunting and killing all who crosses his path.

Also known as "Tyis Kaci".

Viktor is still gay... Forest Guy raped him.

by Gay Viktor December 10, 2011

what if guy

A guy that is afraid of dating a girl because he looks at her and thinks of all the what if's as a negative

Well James is a what if guy as he doesn't want to date Sarah because he thinks what if she cheats

by Kolt15336 August 5, 2019

niger guy

A term from the TV show South park .
A Niger guy is basically a white guy who says niger on tv

That TV show is so racist , its got too many Niger guys

by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016

Zoomer Guy

Person in a little car, usually a Honda Civic, who drives unnecessarily fast, often weaving in and out of traffic.

"Look at that Fucking Zoomer Guy"

by CPap April 6, 2007

guy feeling

When a guy has a sudden, intuitive, primal, urge to do something violent like throw a grenade or 360 no scope and it works out in his favor

"Hell yeah, man! Your guy feeling clutched us the game!"

by Hobo10000000000 March 12, 2020

Sick guy

Adjective to describe someone who is admired, or has done something to earn respect.

“I can’t believe you work two jobs and have children aswell!”
“Yeah you’re a sick guy”

by Yhyh April 30, 2019

492 guy

A synonym for an online troll. Often stubborn, one-minded, and idiotic.

Stems from the idea that Marion Barber III will be a top 5 rb in fantasy football in 2008 because he will get 75% of the carries, but in reality, to do so he would need to carry the ball 492 times.

bigger g: Barber is a stud! Felix Jones won't do crap because rookie rbs don't ever get the ball that much. AD was an exeption!
bigger g: Tom brady sucks!
bigger g: EA Sports fantasy leagues rule dudes! Be in mine and we can draft and eat oreos!
bigger g: I'm afraid of girls, what about you?

poster_using_an_alias: we got a 492 guy in the house

by Poster_Using_An_Alias March 29, 2008