A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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top kill

A variation on the "Upper Deck" , a Top Kill is the act of securing the water supply to the toilet tank & flushing all the water out until the tank is dry. You then manually lift the "flapper" exposing the hole which leads to the bowl. You then force a large quantity of Butt - Mud into the hole at extremely high pressure therefore sealing the tube permanently.
I was trying to sleep in Todd's parents room, but their god-damn toilet kept running. I finally had to give it a Top Kill or I would never have gotten any rest at all.
by MadMark August 08, 2010
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sniper that killed harambe

the sniper who killed harambe is a nazi-trump supporter-hillary lover-pedo-keemstar who killed our nigga harambe who will burn in hell and become a big fatass
person 1: have ya heard about the sniper that killed harambe?
person 2: yes, hes been killed and munged on
by 100-uear-goku April 22, 2017
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Kill Scab

Occurring mainly in MMORPG's, Killscabbing is the act of waiting until another player has almost killed an enemy, then leaping in and finishing it off, thereby depriving the other player of experience points and or items.
On WoW as Wrather goes to kill a tough enemy, another, far weaker player suddenly rushes in and kills the creature, taking the experience points and items that rightfully belong to Wrather. In frustration, he proclaims on the general chat channel. "Oh you f**king kill scab!"
by Bahamut_256 December 05, 2006
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Bad kills

New York slang, Basically when a female is ugly with a bad body or ugly with a good body also known as butter face, bad kills basically means that would be a bad girl to fuck cuz she not attractive
Dude 1: yo bro this girl tryna fwm she bad asl gang
Dude 2: nigga what? That’s bad kills gang
by bluxdz February 07, 2024
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I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)
person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"
by 42621051 January 06, 2024
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