A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold
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A nickname for Emilee Sheets, basically the best turtle in existence. If you contradict this you may be sued and given a life sentence.
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Get the Turtle mug.Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
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by Turtle kween hehe April 12, 2019
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"I know bro I think he wants to fuck one." Akif added
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