imma touch you 

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi

guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"

imma touch you by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024

The touch of a woman 

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.

Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !

The touch of a woman by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024

Toblerone Touchdown 

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.

Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.

Toblerone Touchdown by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024

Gupta Touch 

Someone who has the cheese touch, smelly rotten poisonous touch, someone who curses people by touching especially on sports bets.

Yameen Gupta Touched the pelicans allowing OKC to win in blowout fashion

Gupta Touch by Micdictionary April 26, 2024

soft touch 

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.

Bill got a soft touch on the piano.

soft touch by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024

Aalap Touch 

Similar to the cheese touch, the Aalap touch is a curse that affects teams that an “Aalap” may support. This in theory destroys all possibilities of said team to win.

Ugh bro, my team just got the Aalap touch.

Aalap Touch by KingShahhh May 23, 2024

Testicle touchdown 

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown

Testicle touchdown by Teezo Touchdown June 7, 2024