tits up

Deader than fried chicken.

No, Molly, I'm sorry, I can't come over tonight. I have to stay at home with Mom. They found Dad tits up in the bathroom at the "Ponderosa" this afternoon.

by Gino Licata December 29, 2008

Helipad Tits

Large circular nipples of sufficient size to land a helicopter on. Can males of females.

"Look at the size of that girls nipples, she's got helipad tits!"

by Robbie Williams July 1, 2005

Mondo tits

when u see a large pair of tits and shout "dey be some mondo tits!"

"I was looking at michelle marsh the other day, man she ogt some Mondo Tits!"

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

Bitch Tits

a fat ass titty normally on black fattys from the hood.

Man, that nigga got some bitch tits!

by TheDoucher July 8, 2009

gopher tits

A woman (usually an older woman) who has long saggy breasts. Derived from: "Her tits are so saggy that when she takes her bra off they GO FOR the ground... hence gopher tits.

Ex. My wife's breasts used to be a perky 36B, but now that she is pushing 50 they are more like a 42 long. Now she has fucking gopher tits!

by Baconheart December 28, 2008

Lemon tits

When a womans nipples are so tiny they look like pursed lips from a lemon.

"Dude,that chick I fucked last night had super tiny lemon tits!"

by iambrian101 August 20, 2007

ge tit

A common typo made when someone is trying to type 'get it'.

AIMperson1: he just doesn't ge tit
AIMperson2: Huh huh, you said tit
AIMperson1: shut up, you know what I meant

by anonymous March 15, 2005