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knob twat

Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.

Can also be a fucking big Knob twat
See that guy over there? He is the biggest knob twat I’ve ever met.
by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018
mugGet the knob twatmug.

twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 5, 2013
mugGet the twat credmug.

TWAT SWATTER

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.
GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010
mugGet the TWAT SWATTERmug.

twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only
reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae
by wowtherebud December 15, 2018
mugGet the twat wafflemug.

doodle twat

When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.
If you can't get laid just doodle twat.
by Ladyslay71 December 9, 2017
mugGet the doodle twatmug.

TWAT

wow well shes a twat
by avarae shonk November 19, 2017
mugGet the TWATmug.

Twat

Ben:Jake did you do your homework?
Jake:No i don't know what 1+1 is
Ben:Jake you're a twat
by B3nMi113r061999 February 7, 2019
mugGet the Twatmug.

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