Twat knot

A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..

The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..

by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020

twat fuckery

Something you say when a twat is talking shit.

Guy 1: "Donald Trump would be an awesome president!"
Guy 2: "What kind of twat fuckery are you talking about!?"

by Stefano Alejandro Ramirez III July 10, 2016

Twat Hopper

The reverse cowgirl position but when used on your cousin.

Damn I'm about to get that Twat hopper from Betty after the family reunion.

by Caple137 September 10, 2021

Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

Twat-O-Rama

Pussy makes the world go around……it’s the “Twat-O-Rama!”

I swear……that “twat-o-rama” makes the world go around!

by Cliffy6988 July 17, 2025

English twat

A cunt who commits numerous hate crimes.

Kermit is an English twat, we should demote him.

by Blu wolf 575 December 9, 2019

twat

the opposite of a thot

she is such a twat

by bobbyasarous February 20, 2019