Mondo tits

when u see a large pair of tits and shout "dey be some mondo tits!"

"I was looking at michelle marsh the other day, man she ogt some Mondo Tits!"

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

Helipad Tits

Large circular nipples of sufficient size to land a helicopter on. Can males of females.

"Look at the size of that girls nipples, she's got helipad tits!"

by Robbie Williams July 1, 2005

Lemon tits

When a womans nipples are so tiny they look like pursed lips from a lemon.

"Dude,that chick I fucked last night had super tiny lemon tits!"

by iambrian101 August 20, 2007

gopher tits

A woman (usually an older woman) who has long saggy breasts. Derived from: "Her tits are so saggy that when she takes her bra off they GO FOR the ground... hence gopher tits.

Ex. My wife's breasts used to be a perky 36B, but now that she is pushing 50 they are more like a 42 long. Now she has fucking gopher tits!

by Baconheart December 28, 2008

ge tit

A common typo made when someone is trying to type 'get it'.

AIMperson1: he just doesn't ge tit
AIMperson2: Huh huh, you said tit
AIMperson1: shut up, you know what I meant

by anonymous March 15, 2005

beef tits

mike milner's huge boobs

mike milner's beef tits

by squeak69 March 31, 2010

pigeon tits

Men who ahve little floppy pieces of flab like pigeon tits.

Taken from the full monty.

man - tops off!

Second man - hey im so depressed recently guys

man - stfu pigeon tits

by Frosties. February 18, 2007