rusty reno

1) the name of a conservative Catholic theologian and editor of First Things. He is excellent.
2) A sexual act which involves performing Catholic-approved sex while scaling the side of rock cliff in one of the Dakotas. Specifically, this act requires the male and female to be embraced in sexual congress, as it involves the male partner thrusting the female partner up the rock face. Reciting the rosary during the duration of this act is not required, but it is widely recommended and will increase the possibility that God will grace you with the gift of a child to retake America for throne and altar.

Jack and Jill did the rusty reno and now they have 5 kids.

by BillyBobJackJill December 14, 2016

Rusty Snorkle

Similar to the Golden Snorkle. This works better when someone has an upset stomach, one person wears a snorkle whist the other proceeds to hold the top of the snorkle to their anus, they then poo into the snorkle.

Kris: That rusty snorkle was horrible, I could taste what Nick had for breakfast.

Nick:I enjoyed it.

by Welshysloverusty October 6, 2012

The Rusty Nut

The act of inserting ones testicle inside another's dirty arse hole therefore being covered in shit

I hooked up with this chick on tinder. She was a freak, wanted me to do the rusty nut!

by anonymous July 15, 2018

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.

Made popular by the hit tv show The Venture bros. "rusty venture"

by Bustadave November 24, 2010

rusty fuse wire

Ginger pubic hair

When a ginger person reveals their love box and its springing out rusty fuse wire

by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017

rusty bucket

When you do anal then get poop on the penis then do vaganal sex and get poop on the vagina and it crusts up.

My vagina hurts
Do you have a rusty bucket?

by BigBoyBobby69 June 6, 2018

Rusty Dusty

A Rusty Dusty is when someone lays on their shoulders with their anus facing upward (it helps to lean against a wall), then player 2 places an amount of their powdered drug of choice onto the anus of player 1. Next, player 2 takes a funnel and aims the wide end at player 1s anus while inserting the thin end into one nostril while covering the other. Once all participants are in position, player one releases the biggest fart they can possibly muster, sending a plume of powdered narcotics into the funnel which is then sucked into the nose of player 2.

"man that party last night was wild."

"yeah I know bro, u see Barb joining in on that rusty dusty?!"

"Yeah man, that was probably the rustiest dusty I've ever seen!"

by lewis1991 May 29, 2020