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My dad

My dad has not been found yet.
by Baby crackhead420x69 June 24, 2022
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Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.
I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.
by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023
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your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is
Your Dad went to buy milk.
by anonymous April 6, 2022
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Dad

What’s that?
by Misspiggy November 25, 2019
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Dad

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.
Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.
by PreyTheGeyAwey May 11, 2019
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kinyons dad

Someone who left there kid for a pack of cigarettes and never came back forcing his mom to do everything causing her to drink until she couldnt remember anything causing kinyon to be ugly and retarted
Kinyons dad never came back
by Kinyons dad March 19, 2019
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Seths Dad

Seths dad is a person who left his child because he was seth and did seth things like eating.
Are you aiming at seths dad
by GARRY GAMES 69 November 13, 2023
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