Super Smashed Bros 

Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.

Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.

But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.

For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"

"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"

"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"

Super Smashed Bros by omfgireallydontcare June 25, 2016

wet smashy 

To take an unbelievably long shower cause you were busy masturbating.

Ross took forever in the shower and left his boys in the kitchen waiting to drink beer with him cause he was going at it hard in the shower giving himself a mean wet smashy

wet smashy by X3697bo May 31, 2016

Snatch smasher

An unusually large penis.

I slept with a guy last night. He was a total snatch smasher.

Snatch smasher by Oodygoodle May 24, 2016

Snot Smashing 

Aggressive nose picking.

After his snot smashing session Tom used tampons to absorb the blood.

Snot Smashing by that 1ne guy January 27, 2017

Satan Smasher 

A special technique used during sex where the male douses his dick in gasoline then lights it on fire and proceeds to analy smash his victim all while doing it with a coffin.

Guy 1: You know Kelly?
Guy 2: Yeah didn't she die recently
Guy 1: Yeah you wanna know why? Cause I showed her the Satan Smasher.
Guy 2: Fuck...

Satan Smasher by Solidus62 September 18, 2017

utah smasher 

When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.

1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."

utah smasher by Utah_Smasher May 6, 2018

Crap Smasher 

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

Crap Smasher by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018