Mike: Tommy’s got a new GF!
Bud: Oh yea, she any good?
Mike: Yea not bad, has a pair of socks though!
Bud: oh shit, some other cunts kids.
Bud: Oh yea, she any good?
Mike: Yea not bad, has a pair of socks though!
Bud: oh shit, some other cunts kids.
by Socktheif June 28, 2022
Get the SOCKmug. A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014
Get the dirty sock condommug. Hitler- This Anal sex is better than killing Jews
Eva- Fuck me harder and faster you failed art student.
Hitler- Okay!
Hitler- “hits it harder and faster”
Eva- Ouches
Hitler- OMFG YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND TASTY RECTUM HAS JUST FALLEN OUT!!
Eva- WHAT?!?!
Hitler- It looks like a “Pink Sock”! I would love to slip my little Hitler tootsies in that “Pink Sock”
Eva- We should probably just kill ourselves!
Hitler- Okay, but let me slip my little Hitler tootsies in your “Pink Sock” of a rectum!
Eva- Fuck me harder and faster you failed art student.
Hitler- Okay!
Hitler- “hits it harder and faster”
Eva- Ouches
Hitler- OMFG YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND TASTY RECTUM HAS JUST FALLEN OUT!!
Eva- WHAT?!?!
Hitler- It looks like a “Pink Sock”! I would love to slip my little Hitler tootsies in that “Pink Sock”
Eva- We should probably just kill ourselves!
Hitler- Okay, but let me slip my little Hitler tootsies in your “Pink Sock” of a rectum!
by ogpigolet June 2, 2023
Get the Pink Sockmug. by lmaiga October 1, 2011
Get the socks in the glove boxmug. by Keegs88 January 10, 2024
Get the kooter sockmug. by Tipper Dan November 3, 2023
Get the White socksmug. “Me and my boy just had a shag but it wasn’t gay because we both had socks on”
“it’s not gay if you have socks on”
“it’s not gay if you have socks on”
by __shagalot December 8, 2020
Get the Socksmug.