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cove rat 

A person (usually white) that lives in the "cove" area of Orange, TX and thinks they are a gangsta. Usually missing teeth, covered in tattoos, has an abundace of dirty white tank tops, and usually beats wife. Known to have addictions to multiple pain killers and crack cocain. Also know to owe a large amount of money to local pawn shops and title loan companys such as Texas Car Title and Payday Loan Services. Ride around usually in a dirty beat-up ass S-10 w/ 20" Wal-mart aluminim spinners. Known to like Paul Wall and UGK.
Don Don thinks he's "BOUT IT; BOUT IT" cuz he be a cove rat.

cove rat by White girls February 20, 2009
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an extremely large and vascular mf or a small twig trying to become an extremely large and vascular mf. Usually pull 100s of bitches or absolutely 0; there is no middle ground.

Often too poor for a therapist, so decide to destroy their bodies to build bigger muscles to hide their feelings.

Listens to rap but will eventually turn to rock, then metal, and finally death metal.

Takes enough preworkout to kill a horse to sustain a gym session longer than

Will often prolong a gym workout to hope to catch the eye of a female, which won’t happen.

Also suffers from body dysmorphia and an Adonis complex.

In war with the gym bros, powerlifters and bodybuilders against crossfitters.
Crossfitter: Yo did u see that guy, he was here for 4 hours? He’s a psycho.

Gym bro: yeah he’s a gym rat, and pulls more bitches than you, you dumb crossfitter.

Crossfitter: what the hell was he listening to? Sounded horrible.

Gym bro: Slipknot, something pussies like you won’t understand.
Gym Rat by gymrat_24 February 20, 2022
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granny rat 

mutated, deformed,most fuck ugly creature imaginable, usually has squinty eyes, scrawny frame, protruding fangs and a bulbous nose. Generlly two-backed with straw like fur.
man 1:oh my fucking god what is that
man 2:my eyes, my eyes
man 3:oh my oh my its its the GRANNY RAT run run run away
man 1:a granny rat fuck god help us we all gonna die
man 3:im gonna cut off my penis before it gets to me
man 2:oh shit fuck my eyes they burn they burn oh for the love of god my eye my eyes!!!!

hood rat 

a slutty skank ass girl who sucks dick every day. usually you and all your boys have slept with her. doesnt care about personal care or herself, so you can get an std from her. shes the type of girl everyone knows( and fucks)
man 1: shit! that mofuckin ho gave me herpes!

man 2: yeah fuck it, she aint nuttin but a hood rat
hood rat by big spanky 187 June 7, 2009

mall rat 

one who spends most of their time at the mall as if it is the coolst place in the world. usually mallgoths and babygoths but can be preps too. (also note that the former likely be near hot topic and the latter will be in or near abercrombie or hollister or AE)
dude that mall rat thinks that cause he bought a ramones/ACDC shirt that he is so cool (granted these are great bands)
mall rat by peter ball February 19, 2006

anal sniff rat 

an under-priviledged pathetic human being who worships those above them in a manner that is degrading to them and will stop at nothing to please.
davy worships chris so much that he is becoming an anal sniff rat
anal sniff rat by chris maginnis December 23, 2005

Base Rat 

Defining the trashy women who hang around military bases looking for their next meal ticket. These worn out women usually have one or more children from different men, and only minimal education. They seek military men as a means to get insurance and a house for them and their offspring. They somehow convince poor soldiers to get married within a few months and shortly after they get pregnant with their kid, to ensure that their cash cow is forever attached to them. Most of these relationships end in either divorce or with the woman draining the soldier of all their assets and then leaving them for the next soldier.
hmm another poor soldier trapped by another base rat
Base Rat by 4321rewq January 23, 2011