wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken

Wanna try some wet pasty

by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017

dirty pasties

dirty shoes // shoes that are ladgin

no.1; " what on earth is she wearing on her feet?"
no.2;" dirty pasties, they are innit"

by laaycbn // September 14, 2017

Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014

Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”

by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017

Rainbow Paste

A mixture of chewed up Skittles in the mouth to make a rainbow-like paste. This usually occurs after eating a couple of skittles and just chewing them.

I don't FUCKING KNOW!
Dude 1: Dude you have Rainbow Paste in your mouth lmao

Dude 2: Fucc u mean Ni🅱️🅱️a?

Dude 1: A BUNCH OF CHEWED UP SKITTLES YOU DUMBNUT

by Unexpected_Jihad_LEL December 6, 2017

soggy pasta

Circle of men nut on pasta last one to nut eats the pasta.

You won't know what's nut and what's cheese. Soggy pasta is a soggy soggy tortilla but with pasta instead.

by Dead boo December 16, 2017

prostate paste

When a girl fingers your asshole causing blood, lube, and fecal matter to mix. Her finger is now covered with it.

She wanted to experiment with my asshole and the next thing I know her knuckles were dripping with prostate paste.

by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018