Sand Monkey

Sand Monkey: A person that is born within African American and Middle Eastern descent. i.e. sand nigger and porch monkey. In essence, a Sand Monkey is a person that is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined into one person.

Billy: Look at that Sand Monkey over there! He's really accomplishing the task of finishing his nig stick.

Timmy: What's a Sand Monkey, Billy?

Billy: A Sand Monkey is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined.

by Darkshadow33 March 18, 2011

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funky monkey

a woman's pussy that smell bad.

when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.

by domino66 November 22, 2010

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CRANK THE MONKEY

It's when you know something about someone else that sets them off and you bring it up in conversation...you are "cranking the monkey"...kinda like an organ grinder cranks the organ...except you are cranking the monkey instead! It's usually a sore spot with them...something that happened or didn't happened that they are mad about. It's like reopening the "wound". It could also be just a reference to something about them (cosmetic or otherwise) that they are not happy hearing.

I love it when you wear your baseball cap backwards...it's so "mature" looking! Oh...I didn't mean to crank the monkey?

by Mike Piskulic September 14, 2006

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monkey slops

a meal, almost certainly vegetarian and prepared by a Dyke Flatmate, that is so bland and depressing in its appearance that it could be compared to monkey food in a third rate, third world zoo.

Jesus! What are you eating there Tamara! Looks like fucking Monkey Slops!

by morningside4life October 18, 2009

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