Monster JAM

Monster Jam is a way of life. Everyone involved has to have drank at least 10 Monster energy drinks. Then at LEAST 10 dudes smash at LEAST 10 erect penises into ONE woman's anus while all simultaneously yelling MONSTERRR JAAAAMMMMMMMM

Monster Jam means this.

Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.

"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"

"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."

MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.

by Monster Jammer May 26, 2019

thumby monster

It's a digit that is employed in the butt.

There's a thumby monster around.

by Kublai Khan October 27, 2003

skin monster

An unusually obese man or woman.

Rosie O'Donnell is looking more and more like a skin monster these days.

by bling bling202 February 13, 2008

douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

fish monster

Fish Monster (F-ish) (Mon-ster) Adj. - The act of being a fish monster. A Fish Monster is a fat, ugly person thats crawls out of the depths of society and Lies, cheats & steals their way into an attempt to be victorious in whatever they are doing. They also eat their own boogers.

There is no way he should be were he is, he must be a FISH MONSTER.

by Pullout May 21, 2016

pocket-monster

When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective

Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.

by spermgun.is.triggered_cumshot July 6, 2017

clout monster

The act of consistant clout chasing that is regarded as being a clout shark.

My girlfriend Morgan is a clout monster cause she goes on my phone and likes her on pics on Instagram.

by Spicy Dick January 20, 2019