by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac October 4, 2020
Get the hidden lipsmug. Hillbilly cover for risky midday sexual rendezvous.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
by nocharge June 12, 2023
Get the Rippin Lipsmug. Steve couldn't imagine Matt kissing Kelly because her dirty upper lip would have tickled or made it seem as if he were kissing a man.
by pseudonym338 November 4, 2012
Get the Dirty Upper Lipmug. When you have too much anal sex and receive an elective surgery for a colostomy and request for the stoma to be in the shape of lips
by Alexcamp2011 May 30, 2017
Get the Stoma lipsmug. Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Lip Dip is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well. Called Lip Dip because vaginas have labia lips.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Lip Dip! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
Get the Lip Dipmug. 1. to address one who is extraordinarily goofy, and/or silly
2. a name you call someone who is trying too hard in a game and embarrassing themselves
2. a name you call someone who is trying too hard in a game and embarrassing themselves
ex; *hunter in destiny actively tryharding*
*dies to a player who is just playing casually*
casual player: "calm down goofy lips"
*dies to a player who is just playing casually*
casual player: "calm down goofy lips"
by literally a fucking fish September 5, 2023
Get the goofy lipsmug. A person that is running their mouth behind your back
Or a person that is saying their gonna beat your ass but not doing it
Or a person that is saying their gonna beat your ass but not doing it
by AutisticOcenCreature May 28, 2018
Get the Pussy lipsmug.