Japanese Lunchbox

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.

Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She didn't like it. Not one bit. Not one.

by cunt rage March 26, 2016

sloppy lunchbox

During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.

Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!

Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!

by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016

Eating Lunchables

When 2 or more people are kissinmg and it is loud resembling the sound of one eating lunchables

Franci was totally eating lunchables with Tavian last night.

by Spekasy July 9, 2017

cincinnati lunchbox

When you want to use a terrible term on a long running TV show but executives say you can’t.

We wanted to use the phrase ‘Reverse Cowgirl’ but because it can be searched on Urban Dictionary we have to change it to something like “The Cincinnati Lunchbox”.

by CladMonitor July 20, 2018

Musty lunchbox

A vagina so pungent that it can be smelled from at least 50 feet away

Bro, that chick is smoking hot but I can smell that musty lunchbox from here...

by Captain sprayfart October 3, 2019

Tactical Lunchable

A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."

by El Chapi April 21, 2020

Naughty Luncheon

When a man performs oral sex on multiple random woman

A group of horney girls at the party asked Jon if he wanted to come to their naughty luncheon

by Naughty Country Girl September 30, 2021