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Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
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Cunt Light

Sometimes you just feel like a cunt light. Specifically when thinking about a man named Ryan. Something you should not go back to ever.
Man I could really use a cunt light right now.
by bigballaAP November 29, 2021
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Night Light

A night light makes light in the dark. Pretty cool right?
I will turn off my night light because it's day. Oh well gotta get to work real quick.
by getrealman December 2, 2021
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Florescent Light

When a firefly enters a male urethra, which causes it to glow and light the night alight; A variation on sounding.
Richard had a great florescent light last night.
by Coldstone69er June 28, 2023
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Strobe light

That light where each time it flashes, a person in the distance gets closer to you, until they are right in your face
I’m going to slap you if you fuck me up with that strobe light one more time
by mitcivs February 4, 2022
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gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 1, 2024
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Light Cash

He’s light cash and meets little kids in the back alleys
by Purified Dav1d December 20, 2019
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