A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

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Itchy leg from tattoo

Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…

Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..

by Cute to Itchy Leg Tattoo June 18, 2022

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seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs

“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

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Iron leg

sudeepa from Sandalwood has been called as Iron leg and called as Aids Patient of south india

Lucha sudeepa is iron leg of Film industry

by Mrkudka January 27, 2021

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Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"

Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

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