Kyle

An absolute dick who tries to show off his knowledge but fails miserably.

Kyle: "Did you know that the first 3 digits of Pi are 4.19?"
Girl 1: "You're a fucking idiot."
Teacher: "Yup."

by UrMom74 April 23, 2020

Lonesome Kyle

Enjoying a cigar alone, after your friends declined the offer.

Hey man, wanna cigar it up tonight?

Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.

by NotAntonio January 6, 2022

Kyle Roth

The act of smooshing a swollen scrotum and small diddle out of the side of a red gstring that belonged your mothers, taking a photo and sending it to an unsuspecting female on the internet whilst wearing fishnets and thinking a glitchy female face filter will protect your identity.

Man, I totally gave this chick a Kyle Roth straight into her Facebook Messenger inbox.

by KR2024 March 4, 2024

Kyle

A Kyle is one of the sweetest, funniest, most patient, and most feeling guys in the whole world. The best Kyle’s have brown hair, gold hazel eyes, and super cool tattoos. Kyle’s smile is so powerful because they usually have had to brave a tough life. A Kyle is good at protecting himself because he has had to go through a lot. But you will always feel safe when you are with him because he will tell you he’ll protect you and you can feel it. A Kyle is a free spirit, naturally charming, and very creative. Honestly, once you meet a Kyle you’ll always compare every other guy to him and no one will ever measure up. Kyles are usually very playful and you’ll see that glimmer in his eye. If that isn’t there, you know something is up but he’ll do his best to play it down. Just know if you meet a Kyle he is going to steal your heart and you won’t be able to forget his beautiful soul and how much you’d like to kiss him. You might never get the chance because it is so fun to talk to a Kyle that hours pass by like minutes and you could keep talking with him forever. A Kyle is a mystery though and his calming voice will slow down time like magic. Be careful though because a Kyle will leave you missing him forever and your heart might just break because of how much you miss him. There is something incredibly sexy about a Kyle but he’ll probably make you feel so shy that it’s hard to show him how much you want him.

If you miss a Kyle, best of luck.

by thoughtfool November 12, 2024

Kyle Hudson

A white kid who dresses like a model and thinks inhaling clouds are neat.

Let's go Kyle Hudson over at your house later tonight.

by Big Tasty Beats November 12, 2018

Kyle

Big dick handsome.

Oh you have an overgrown penis, you must be a Kyle.

by IMBigDickKyle167 November 22, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is a person who acts happy around friends but at home is emotionless and runs on Windows XP, also has a tendency to take meat off the table and consumes meat at an alarming rate.

Sometimes known as Mexican or El Hefé de el hefé a man of complicated regard that has been known to persue a meal on all fours.

"Oh, hey Kyle, como el llama"

by Samuel Witwicky November 22, 2021