Kevin Segura

Top g. The G.O.A.T.

Hey, Kevin Segura, how's it going?

by mcshaneyd November 2, 2023

Kevin McAllister’d

Fining one’s self Home Alone on a Holiday, instead of with family as planned

Person 1: Worst Holiday ever! My family sucks!
Person 2: Oh no, what happened!

Person 1: I was Kevin McAllister’d

by thatmadcat November 29, 2024

Kevin Aldred

The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!

Kevin Aldred is a spitting image of caillou!!

by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024

Kevin fallacy

The notion of trying to bring ”objective” opinions into a subjective discussion.

The color red is the best because the Internet said so.

That line of thinking is just a Kevin fallacy!

by Vihörs February 24, 2024

Kevin wiggley

Used to describe Kevin wiggley when he’s doing a wiggle

‘I don’t care what they say about yaaa - Kevin wiggley “

by Kevinquig1234 December 5, 2023

Kevin'd

The act of having a brick put into your car without your knowledge.

aw dammit jacob kevin'd me again and now i have five bricks in my car

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

kevin effect

if your life is going well, or if you get a random streak of good luck or if you just feel super happy and contented in any moment, its the kevin effect

person A: my luck has never been so good
person b: its the kevin effect

by reeyuuu January 2, 2024