pancake ass

A, sometimes big, but flat and disgustingly sagging ass. Normally while fat black women just plain have big, round asses, most overweight white women tend to have pancake asses. Sick.

Reggie: Ewww, Tommy, we saw you hittin' on that pancake ass bitch outside the club last night, what's gotten into you fool?
Tommy: Shut up and pass the syrup.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

ass maggot

This is a dingleberry, aka a sailor caught in the rigging or a chuggernaut, ie a mixture of shit and toilet paper left lurking in your anal crack or clinging to your arse cress after shitting. It can only be removed with bare fingers.

Penelope was such good friends with Christian, she even picked off his ass maggots for him.

by OUCIBS (Oxford University Cunts in Blazers Society) April 9, 2005

rude-ass

especially rude or mean; having a bad attitude

She is such a rude-ass

by Steffi Hartley September 1, 2008

Dumping Ass

A person can be said to have "dumped ass" when one drops a large poo-load during a most inconvenient time in a most inconvenient place

Today at the gym, Lance stopped in the middle of a set, ran to the bathroom, and dumped some major ass. Dumping Ass is his favorite pastime.

by doc_sarvis June 12, 2010

ass munchin

One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.

Adam is over there ass munchin again.

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

ass knuckle

The growth of an inflammed, festered, and bloody hemorrhoid that creates a groove-like affect in your feces.

Dave, don't do it. Jeff has an ass knuckle, that's not going to be fun.

by Sean Piner October 1, 2006

ass burp

A passing of gas...aka a FART

GOD Giarc you really ripped a loud ASS BURP last night in your sleep!

by Whale Tail November 26, 2007