Legit Food Review 

A series by youtuber Idubbbz. Easily fappable.

Intellectual 1: Yoooo did you catch the new episode of Legit Food Review?
Intellectual 2: Yeah, man, it was enlightening. I had no idea that a whole honey ham could fit through the anus.

Legit Food Review by Borfotron November 13, 2018

Soul Food 

A fire ass song by logic

“Yo did you hear that song Soul Food by Logic?”
“Fuck yeah, that songs the best off of the album”

“Yo did you hear that song Soul Food by Logic?”
“Fuck yeah, that songs the best off of the album”

Soul Food by Partels December 16, 2019

thai food 

1.generally what a gay fellow called nadeem buys cumilla when she beats his arse at tennis.

Also look at nadeem and tennis fail

2. nice food often eaten off their lovers stomach just before they fook all night

3. A form of punishment when one person *cough* cumilla *cough* puts steamy hot food up the other persons *cough* nadeem *cough* vagina or mangina

cumilla : i want thai food

nadeem : oh u minx, just let me take off my clothes

cumilla : don't bother u fat tart

thai food by a fat tart June 21, 2010

fast food 

Another word for male prostitute. Mainly used by gay men who pay for their services.

gay guy: I think I'm addicted to fast food.

fast food by The Twink August 17, 2010

intentional food poisoning 

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.

Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.

intentional food poisoning by honneamise December 2, 2018

german food 

It sucks

german Food sucks

german food by KKKCONFIRMEDKKK July 4, 2016

Hunky Food 

food that your friends , neighbors and relatives always bring to Christmas partys , New Years Eve parties that takes very little of their time or money to make. Food you can tell was prepared either the day before or bought at the supermarket 10 minutes before they got there like sugar cookies matching the event. Usually poor in taste and in nutrition.

bean casseroles , warm salad with hard ramen noodles in it , gross barf looking bbq chicken dip , pretzel stawberry crap , store bought sugar cookies , a ring of fishy tasting cheap shrimp.

My wife is making home made chicken soup for us to eat because if she dont we will leave starving because we wont eat that hunky food everybody else is bringing.

Hunky Food by Zakyaksonhunkyfood December 16, 2010