fake fag

someone who wants to fit in and be like everyone else so is now “bi” or “heteroflexable” all of a sudden without any deliberation or thought. absolute shambles

FAKE FAG: guys... i’m bi

ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday

FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi

SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?

ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*

fake fag by uvgotligma July 16, 2019

fake-ugly

A person who at first is perceived as not particularity attractive (though definitely not ugly) who becomes very appealing, incredibly sexy, and off the charts charismatic once you get to know them. This is in part because the fake-ugly person has considerable traits that make them attractive; the way they move or dress; they're cultured, romantic, intelligent; they 're confident, casual, nonchalant.

I didn't even notice him when he came in the room, but he must be fake-ugly, because now I can't take my eyes off him.

fake-ugly by REB65 October 5, 2021

blake fake 

To lead on a person or group of persons, only to bail at the last possible second.

Blake said he would be here an hour ago, pretty sure we've been Blake faked.

blake fake by rwains March 18, 2014

stupid fake whore 

A girl who can't stay true to her friends, people who have been there for her and go behind her back, and don't give a fuck about other people because they are normally also backstabbing, whore because they aren't loyal and like to cheat. Says one thing to your face another behind your back. Normal extremely jelous of you and friends around you.

'aw love you gal'

Then goes behind your back and does something else, "stupid fake whore"

stupid fake whore by Truthhurtsbitch. June 25, 2015

42 Fake 

To be stood up .

This nigga 42 faked me last night.!

42 Fake by Zeek87 July 28, 2019

Fake Ass Mother Fucker 

Fake ass mother fucker that acts like they you they friend but harbors ability to keep you at tap when you quickly respond to they messages and all they do is sleep

Fake ass mother fucker fuck you

Fake Ass Mother Fucker by bitchassmofogetajob April 30, 2016

Israel is fake 

A piece of deepity used by the unthinking part of the left to disguise their actual views, both from themselves and from others.

To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.

To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.

Zionist: ARE YOU DENYING THAT ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO EXIST?

Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...

Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.

Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion

Israel is fake by Catty McGee June 4, 2019