Cum napkin

A guy with a beard.

When I suck my boyfriend's dick there is no clean up involved I caught it all in my beard/cum napkin.

by Ronsta December 20, 2020

cum twister

When you ejaculate into a blender and make a cum smoothie and serve it to someone.

Draven is over here making Cum Twisters over here!!

DJM

by Captain horse cock March 27, 2017

Cum god

Any person who can take loads of cum at a time. Can bend cum with their mouth as poseidon bends the waters at sea, and can make anything and anyone cum.

Person 1: wtf he do to u
Person 2: idk man but i just came like crazy
Person 1: shittt he the cum god

by Plu72 June 29, 2022

Cum Wipper

A milky leaf blower

Get out the cum wipper!

by frozencat July 24, 2022

cum jaw

when you cum in a bitch's mouth and she puts it in her lip like a pinch of dip

That cum jaw took my load and put it in her lip like it was going to give her a cum buzz.

by wangchow21 January 2, 2014

Cum destruction

When 20 black guys cum on one white girl

Wow bro I seen some mad cum destruction on pornhub.com last night!!!!

by Im Pulling Out August 22, 2017

Gladiator Cum

When you cum inside of a girl, you don't want her to get pregnant, so you call a friend to cum in her too. The opposing cum will then fight to the death.

I had to call up my boi for a gladiator cum because the condom broke.

by donkeydaddy February 24, 2018