Notch 8

A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.

Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.

“No thanks, please return to your work area.”

by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025

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August 8, 1986

The day that Hot Rod got Optimus Prime killed by Megatron. FUCK YOU HOT ROD!

Man 1: Hot Rod fucked August 8, 1986.
Man 2: yes he did. Fuck him

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

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8-Ball

I kind of ball that an octopus has to get to certain place but has to be careful not to drop or it will be killed by a sea cucumber

You dropped an 8-Ball

TEST FAILED

by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021

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Used in modern media, the concept where someone puts together a group of people who are individually, incredibly attractive on their own, however once put in said group with other attractive people become 100x sexier.

“dude how is it that there being 6 hot magician criminals in now you see me is so much hotter than just one?”
“i know!!! it’s ‘The Ocean’s 8 Effect’!!”

by madison2000101 January 8, 2022

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