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shit pasta

A shit pasta is a creepypasta that is generally credited as being absolutely shitty. Something not scary, poorly written or full of garbage personalities and story tropes.
Dude, did you read the "Abandoned by Disney" ripoff? It's a total shit pasta.
by Anadyr October 20, 2015
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OLD SHIT

Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it
That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!
by NickerDick November 1, 2018
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Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.
"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"
by 777geez June 23, 2019
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Cute shit

When someone sends you something really cute
OMG SKYLAR THATS SOME CUTE SHIT
by Bitchwithaheart February 25, 2019
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Caveman shit

Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology
Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.
by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019
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Shit-rag

That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!
by XtRaVa November 24, 2003
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The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.
Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini
by north east knowledge September 24, 2017
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