DIRTY DESPAIN

When you shove ground beef up a girls ass. Then she shits it out in a condem. You then fry it up and eat it like a hotdog.

Man those were great dirty despain just like mom used to make.

by Awsome possum June 28, 2022

dirty caitie

Getting excited about finding an oversize cucumber, and posting it to social media.

"Did you hear about that Dirty Caitie?"
"Oh yeah, that thing was longer than her arm!!"

by El88Rey June 28, 2022

Dirty Discord

When you sext you discord kitten so hard she cums into here microphone and shoves her phone up her urethra and screams the n-word.

"Why are you peeing blood?" said mark, "I have my bf the dirty discord" said kitten

by anonymous June 30, 2022

Dirty Velasquez

The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.

Dirk gave Jessie a Dirty Velasquez after eating Taco Bell.

by waluigimaniac June 30, 2022

Dirty Brahnson

When you fuck a stuffed elephant raw and mid fuck your grandmother walks in on you and you meet eyes but because you like that dirty audience shit, you cum harder than you have ever came before leaving an exit hole in the elephants head and cum drenching the wall. Your grandmother then nods at you and says "good boy" and walks away.

I did a dirty Brahnson last night and my father almost beat me. Especially because my grandma cleaned up the mess on the wall.

by Mostafa Fahkri July 2, 2022

Dirty Bauguil

The act of putting an egg in your ass, then asking your partner to trust his p*nis as far as he can to reach the egg, break it, pounding long enough to make an omelette and finally drinking it with him.

- "Jerome did a Dirty Bauguil with his best friend Bruno."
- Man that's egg-celent.

by NetizenZ February 14, 2022

dirty donut

the act of fucking a donut that is fucking your best friend who is fucking your mom

i pulled a dirty donut on my friend

by donald dumр February 14, 2022