Date your crush for a week

You have to date your crush for a week

Girl:Hey do you want to go on a date? Boy:why? Girl:because it’s Date your crush for a week day

by Bananaboo315 December 10, 2019

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week

Takes place between Oct 11 thru 17.
Nobody may say GIF as JIF, and if they do, they get arrested by the shrek police and must be taken to Hell by Jod.

I love National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week!

by Impasta1472 October 11, 2022

you look like a song from The Weeknd

It's the best complement you could get. Basically means you look like heaven or you're perfect.

You look like a song from The Weeknd.(ex. You look like The Weeknd's song Coming down)

by XOvalerie28 August 21, 2023

Fuck The "Fuck The Owner Week" Participants Week

From December 21st to December 27th every discord server owner can harass users participation in the "Fuck The Owner Week". This lasts one week and the users can't do anything about it.

Hey, It's Fuck The "Fuck The Owner Week" Participants Week, Let's harass the users.

by Britdan December 14, 2023

If they have a bad week, we have a bad life

A phrase made popular by Kanye West when he was standing on a table at a meeting defending Elon Musk where West was quoted saying “If Elon has a bad week, we have a bad life”. This phrase is used to show the importance of how if we knock down one person who is taking care of other people it can sometimes affect the people that person takes care of in very harmful ways, and that maybe we should consider leaving certain people alone in certain situations for the sake of the the greater good or for the sake of who that person takes care of.

Kids: Mom & Dad look worn out and stressed this week. If they have a bad week, we have a bad life. So we need to give Mom & Dad a break this week.

by Brandon Pickett December 19, 2023

The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.

"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023