limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay

You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay

by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021

Cinnamon Toast George

Has every job, has been anywhere anytime, known unit in post apocalyptic Norway

Example of Cinnamon Toast George:

Patient: When is my doctor coming?

Secretary George: He’ll be right with you in just a moment, Excuse me for a second. *walks out door, comes back wearing a lab coat and stethoscope*

Doctor George: Are you ready for your appointment?

by Literature George April 1, 2021

Yellow toasties

When you shove mustard up a girls pussy and wait for her to piss , you then get bread and spread that on the bread

Person1: what did you have for breakfast Person2: ellie gave me a yellow toasties

by Coochieman911 April 5, 2021

Garbage Toast

If you say the words Garbage Toast it means I don't think this is a good idea. Use this when your with a few people and someone says something you don't think is good.

Friend 1: "Let's go fishing"
Me: "Garbage Toast"
Friend 2: "Let's not?"

by Yee Yee fembog April 29, 2021

The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Kaya toast

This shit is delicious alright? It's the best thing you'll every find at your local coffee shop.
And if you're a sick fuck like me, dip them in the soft boiled eggs like a mad man.

Person 1 : "Wanna get some kaya toast and milo?"
Person: 2 : 'Yeah bro"

by KennyDraws May 20, 2021