Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”

“ my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”

by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020

dusty side chick

Dusty side chick is that side girlfriend that’s been Placed on the shelf for awhile collecting dust.

I Don’t see why Kisha is making all this noise on Terry because she’s just his dusty side chick.

by anonymous October 29, 2020

Side ball

Same thing as side boob but with ones balls.

“Did you see Gore’s side ball?”
“Yeah he had an orange bush, too!”

by Samantha_addict September 17, 2022

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Butter-side-down

When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.

Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.

by Mikebe November 3, 2021

bird with the buttah on the flip side

Crazy, bald headed hawaiians who are still in the closet use this phrase when they want to order up hot man sex with lots of lube.

Ease back, Jack and give me da bird with the buttah on the flip side

by christian pineapply dp April 22, 2011