National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day 

The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day

“You’re looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckberg’s National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.”

National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day by BitchyDevon June 26, 2022

the old max bemis 

To kill a female with your penis from sexual intercourse.

Yeah I'm gonna give that bitch the old max bemis!

the old max bemis by mr. dc January 16, 2009

The office "LOL Cat" 

The person at your office who is responsible for sending or forwarding most of the junk mail you receive. Their inbox is usually full of emails with titles like "Funniest Kid Ever," or "Cute Whale Photos."

Person 1: Dammit, not again!

Person 2: What's wrong man?

Person 1: Cindy, the office "LOL Cat" sent me another stupid chain email about dogs wearing sunglasses.

The office "LOL Cat" by Jeff the bear March 9, 2010

The Olympics

The only time that anybody will watch luge, curling, table tennis, ski jumping, or people swimming laps. Happens every other year, switching from winter to summer Olympics each time, often times being really awkward for the leaders of the countries who hate each other.

Right when I get really interested in seeing who wins in figure skating in the Olympics, they switch to curling.

The Olympics is that special time that ping pong becomes known as Table Tennis for a few weeks.

The Olympics by The Very Merry Crusader January 11, 2015

the Ohio State Buckeyes 

OSU (Ohio State University's) football team. Wins a lot. Even wins when they lose three quarter backs and have to go to the fourth string. Evens wins if they have to cheat. Also, they play a team to the North every year just to remind them that they always win.

Let's take a look at the top ranked teams. 1.) the Ohio State Buckeyes. Man I wish I lived in Ohio...

the Ohio State Buckeyes by Verizonwiz December 1, 2020

tongue the onion 

To tongue the onion is to lick ones sphincter.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: Dude, was awesome. I got her to tongue the onion!

tongue the onion by offious July 14, 2010

put it in the oven 

To make the plans

Do you what time the party is? I don't know, I didn't put it in the oven.

put it in the oven by Vroomvroombeyotch March 25, 2017